I would say that the cake is a lie, but that's a discredited meme. Wait, this came out before that meme! I can still say it! The cake is a lie. Well, not if you win this game. I didn't even know this was a game at first.
This is my brother's birthday too! I guess you could call this a celebration of his birthday! I didn't even know this was a game at first. You can tell it came from 1999. That must be some record for latest submission.