Ericho's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[You crack me up]

This game was just way too slow. I mean, it was kind of different than the other games. I had no idea there were so many in this egg jam! Jam isn't made from eggs! Make the title more coherent! The egg itself was far too slow.

I couldn't project myself well at all. It was just too frustrating. At least I could understand what was going on. This isn't an impressive score. Well, I've made something lower rated here anyway!

RockMiners responds:

Ok.
I wasn't trying to make a really good game and also the slow egg and having to gain momentum is on purpose so that you have to not make mistakes if you want to go fast. I don't like the music too much either to be honest.

Sorry you didn't enjoy it, but I just wanted to say that some of the things you mentioned were my intention.

[Splat Chicken]

I'm very sorry, but I just couldn't get into this game at all. It just got too repetitive. It was just me laying eggs over and over. I wasn't interested to go on. I guess it did have good graphics. It just made little sense to me.

I couldn't launch myself in the air. I could just launch eggs with them propelling me. I wanted more variety. Well, this did make the thumbnail. It must have been doing something right. This just isn't for me at all.

[Sunnyside vs. the Eggies]

Hmm, what would a monkey have to do with eggs? Monkeys don't lay eggs! Well, there was the Super Monkey Ball game. Balls are shaped like eggs. Was that the point? I loved how fast paced it was.

It did get pretty hard. You always had to start from the beginning. I still got the hang of it. Oh, so it's just egg games here. How silly of me not to notice! This was just very fun.

[Embryo Go Go!]

So this was about eggs after all. I really loved how much was going on here. This was the first game here about dinosaur eggs! Well, it was more about dinosaurs in general. Still, dinosaurs in general are always awesome! They were a favorite of my childhood.

I guess it's just July Jam now. It isn't necessarily Egg Jam. This might be my favorite of these submissions. That could just be because I love dinosaurs. Who knew mine carts could be so bad?

[Eggtopia: Critter Collector]

This was a great game! Or rather, should I say it was a great series of games? Anyway, it was awesome to see this arcade. We all have great memories of those. I don't think "I Wanna Be The Guy" is as hard as the Flappy game. I really don't.

My favorite game was probably Cuco. Maybe because it had the most action? I never realized how much you could do with eggs. I mean, look at all these medals! I wish the rating was higher.

[Red Egg Redemption]

Uh wow, this was really weird. I didn't know there'd be an egg jam coming up. Egg jam... Is that a kind of food? Well, we have jams for everything. Well, it did get harder with the later levels. You know, Level 16 was the hardest.

Oh yeah, we already had egg-themed games. This was just fine for a very quick play. We need stuff like that! The music was fairly good. I like scrambled eggs the most.

[Claret]

I did enjoy this for the most part, but it was still pretty hard. You know, with the touching your own blood thing. The second level was definitely easier than the first. Still, it's quite a unique idea. I like the music too. It almost sounds like something from "Madness Combat".

That always has great music. Even for most games, this got hard fast. You'd have to really train with it. It's certainly something I would recommend. I never let simplicity fool me!

[Xin's Commission Campaign]

Wow, this really was a cool game! I will admit that I had no idea what was going on. It was definitely a wonderfully huge world! I mean, look at all this area I have to explore. It kind of reminded me of "Minecraft". I've never played that game, but have seen it played all the time.

I should've known not to go in the water. Hey, it's Captain Quark! plfumot, you really have made some great stuff here! It's goofy, but very enjoyable. It's always nice to see Luis around too.

[Yu Jammin]

I have to admit that I'm not into these kinds of games. This was still very creative. I will always give props for that. We really need a full screen option for games. There were some interesting characters here. I do like music.

Well, everyone does. You had some great colors here too. Yeah, an easy medal! I would have to see a tutorial to understand it. I'm sure they exist.

[Static Cling]

Yep, this game was fantastic! I will have to admit that I'm stuck on Level 2-2. I don't think it's fast enough to do whatever I'm trying to do. This good a game and only 522 plays?! Outrageous! The music was nice too.

I just have no idea what's going to come up next. The mobile suit thing was great. I've played enough games to know pressing "R" means restart. You create some truly great blue colors that stand out. Dang, it seems like everything has tons of people being credited on the side. Great to see so many people working on this!